BBspot - Top 11 Rejected Microsoft Office Assistants


Rejected Microsoft Office Assistants
11.	Disembodied head of Bill Gates - It's just too creepy.
10.	Agent Smith - Kept assimilating all the user's documents.
9.	Oprah - Head wouldn't fit on screen.
8.	Leafy, the Marijuana leaf - "It looks like you're smoking a joint! Do you need some help with that?"
7.	Kickajoo the Kangaroo - Australian accent too hard to understand.
6.	Barney the Dinosaur - Customers spending a ton of money replacing monitors with bullet holes in them while trying to shoot Barney.
5.	Barfy the Hobo - Children loved him until he threw up on their shoes.
4.	Tux the Penguin - Someone in the assistant creation department has a bad sense of humor... and no job.
3.	Primi the Fetus - Pro-life groups protested, because you could abort the use of it.
2.	Stevie the Em-Ballmer - Too frightening for users of any age.
1.	Dell Tech Support Guy - Couldn't make him give any helpful answers.
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