BBspot - Top 11 New Year's Resolutions Geeks Will Make and Break in 2006


New Year's Resolutions Geeks Will Make and Break in 2006
11.	I will not start playing any video game after 2 am.
10.	I will read a book that's neither sci-fi nor fantasy.
9.	I will only make insightful, relevant posts in forums.
8.	I will spend more of my waking hours away from the computer than on it.
7.	I will stop correcting friends when they refer to Star Trek as Star Wars and vice versa.
6.	I will only patch my software when I need to.
5.	I will not make any expensive hardware upgrades just to get a 5% performance increase.
4.	I will not talk about my awesome computer system at non-geek social events.
3.	I will only blame Bill Gates for things that are actually his fault.
2.	I will always show tolerance for people who don't know the difference between memory and hard drive space.
1.	I will not deface your website just because you disrespected my level 60 Night Elf druid.
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