BBspot - Top 11 Signs You're at a Geek's House for Thanksgiving


Signs You're Having Thanksgiving Dinner with a Geek
11.	Dark meat is separated from white meat using a light probe.
10.	Everyone mentions broadband, Linux or dual-core processors in their "I am thankful for..." speech.
9.	A round of Counter-Strike: Source determines who gets to carve the turkey.
8.	House decorated with plush microbes to celebrate the pilgrims bringing diseases to the new world.
7.	Someone constantly keeps saying "The pilgrims had coffee, didn't they?"
6.	Plates have a heatsink attached to them so you don't burn your mouth.
5.	The cranberries are caffeinated.
4.	Whipped cream for the pumpkin pie made with Dremel.
3.	Three words: Lego gravy boat.
2.	Pilgrim decorations have red hats instead of black ones.
1.	The turkey is given the opportunity for a saving throw before being butchered.
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