BBspot - Top 11 Signs Your Significant Other is Cheating on You with a Geek


Signs Your Significant Other is Cheating on You with a Geek
11.	Flowers arrive with a card that reads "To my preciouss."
10.	You find a pair of pointy ears in the "sex toys" box.
9.	Windows doesn't lock-up when you run Real Player any more.
8.	To allay suspicions, your significant other tries the Jedi Mind Trick
7.	Googling your name turns up a domain called www.imdoing(your significant other's name).com
6.	All the clocks in the house are synchronized to the correct time.
5.	Your D & D buddies chuckle every time you say "I'm casting magic missile at the nymph."
4.	You find a pair of cargo pants in the laundry hamper.
3.	You come home early and find your significant other using the computer
2.	Your significant other laughs when you tell a Microsoft joke.
1.	You find "Wookiee Crumbs" in bed.
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