By
Neal Schermerhorn
Both Picard and Will Riker were beaming
When they found all the Romulan scheming
Wouldn't threaten the sector
As they'd tracked the ship's vector--
Wesley woke and he found he was dreaming...
By Olwen Williams
It's basically built for Beginners,
And All-purpose -- suits saints and/or sinners.
Symbolic Instruction
Describes the construction.
Teach BASIC to budding Code-spinners.
By Luke Joyner
Just as orderly limericks rhyme,
Shouldn't there be a rhythm to primes?
Old man Riemann concurred;
Confident, he assured,
"Zeta's naughts share a vertical line!"
By Luke Joyner
Gandalf makes little rings when he smokes
But aside from him, no mortal blokes
Can disarm the complex;
Fluid flow's proved a hex:
You've done nothing for us, Navier-Stokes!
By Matthew Levine
The answer to life they pursue,
So Deep Thought did then think it through,
for 7 million years
it grinded it's gears
and answered them with "42".
By Seth Brown
See that Hitchhiker's trailer? I'm manic!
It's the best ever; sure beats Titanic.
In two months, 'twill be seen
On the awesome big screen,
So just try to remember: Don't Panic.
