BBspot - Top 11 Reasons a Messy Office is Better Than a Clean One


Reasons a Messy Office is Better Than a Clean One
11.	Crumbs of food in the keyboard could keep you alive if you ever become trapped in your cubicle.
10.	Annoying OCD coworkers will give your cubicle a wide berth.
9.	Tons of visual aids in reach to use for explanations about last night's episode of Alias.
8.	Much more likely to trip and injure yourself for your entry into the lawsuit lottery.
7.	Ability to waste an entire day cleaning your office.
6.	In case of hostage situation, plenty of makeshift weapons.
5.	Perfect camouflage for your unwashed clothes.
4.	Taking bets on rat races can be highly profitable.
3.	You can pretend to lose the file that will delay the meeting much more easily.
2.	If you spill your coffee, there are always crumbs to soak it up.
1.	Makes you look busier than neatnik coworkers.
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