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Geek Pickup Lines: Part 2
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| 11. |
You had me at "Hello World." |
| 10. |
Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open? |
| 9. |
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo. |
| 8. |
By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares. |
| 7. |
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." *waves hand* |
| 6. |
You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime. |
| 5. |
Have you ever googled yourself? |
| 4. |
How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping? |
| 3. |
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth. |
| 2. |
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Farscape marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel. |
| 1. |
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force. |
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