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Signs You're at a Geek Bachelor Party
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The guys spend three hours breadboarding an LED counter to keep track of how many shots the bachelor drinks. |
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Someone yells "first post," but they aren't reading slashdot. |
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Everyone refers to each other by their instant messenger names. |
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You give the groom "Sam's Teach Yourself Tantric Love-making in 28 Days." |
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You are the only human male in a hot tub full of female Klingons, but you are skinnier than all of them. |
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None of the friends are able to provide the groom with any first-night tips based on their own experience. |
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When the stripper asks, if you have protection, you show her your firewall. |
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Someone yells "bang tail" in order to indicate a shell command should be repeated in order to view a log file. |
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The stripper trips over lan cables and breaks her leg. |
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Attendees reminisce about the good times they had in Ultima Online. |
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Frequent cries of "I'm going to shoot Magic Missiles at the darkness!" |
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