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            Yo Momma Insults for Coders
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          | 11. | Yo
            momma's so crazy, she makes pi look rational. | 
        
          | 10. | Yo momma's so annoying, she made Clippy try to turn
            itself off. | 
        
          | 9. | Yo momma's so fat, she has to share resources with
            herself. | 
        
          | 8. | Yo momma's so insecure, she makes an unpatched copy
            of Microsoft IIS look like Fort Knox. | 
        
          | 7. | Yo momma's so stupid, she leaves possible buffer overruns
            in a "Hello World" application. | 
        
          | 6. | Yo momma's so boring, she makes debugging Prolog seem
            fun. | 
        
          | 5. | Yo momma's so fat, she uses FAT256. | 
        
          | 4. | Yo momma's code is so bloated, she makes assembly
            look like C. | 
        
          | 3. | Yo momma's so fat, she uses C++++. | 
        
          | 2. | Yo momma's so flea-ridden, she has more bugs than
            Tribes 2. | 
        
          | 1. | Yo momma's so ugly, she makes custom regex engines
            in perl look beautiful. | 
        
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