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            Startup Messages You Don't Want to See 
             
             
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          | 11. | 
          The
            Department of Homeland Security thanks you for letting us watch you
            use this computer. | 
        
        
          | 10. | 
          Deleting all illegal files... 1% done  | 
        
        
          | 9. | 
          Welcome to Gator OS | 
        
        
          | 8. | 
          \root\system32\ntoskernel.exe is missing or corrupted.
            Please install this file and try again. | 
        
        
          | 7. | 
          **** COMMODORE 64 BASIC V2 **** 
            64K RAM SYSTEM 38911 BASIC BYTES FREE | 
        
        
          | 6. | 
          English language module not found. Switching to Klingon | 
        
        
          | 5. | 
          Welcome to Mac OS | 
        
        
          | 4. | 
          This machine has been assimilated. Thanks for joining
            the Borg | 
        
        
          | 3. | 
          Stormtroopers? Here? We're in danger. I must tell
            the others. Oh, no! I've been shot! | 
        
        
          | 2. | 
          beeeeeep-beeeeeep-beeeeeep | 
        
        
          | 1. | 
          Welcome back, Professor Falken. Would you like to
            play a game? | 
        
        
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