BBspot - Top 11 Startup Messages You Don't Want to See


Startup Messages You Don't Want to See
11.	The Department of Homeland Security thanks you for letting us watch you use this computer.
10.	Deleting all illegal files... 1% done
9.	Welcome to Gator OS
8.	\root\system32\ntoskernel.exe is missing or corrupted. Please install this file and try again.
7.	** COMMODORE 64 BASIC V2 ** 64K RAM SYSTEM 38911 BASIC BYTES FREE
6.	English language module not found. Switching to Klingon
5.	Welcome to Mac OS
4.	This machine has been assimilated. Thanks for joining the Borg
3.	Stormtroopers? Here? We're in danger. I must tell the others. Oh, no! I've been shot!
2.	beeeeeep-beeeeeep-beeeeeep
1.	Welcome back, Professor Falken. Would you like to play a game?
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