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Ways Geeks Can Hide Their Geekiness
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| 11. |
Shelving the Star Wars and Star Trek videos
in the back behind the Steven Seagal films. |
| 10. |
Calculating their blood alcohol level
at the bar while alone in the bathroom. |
| 9. |
Pouring caffeinated water into Evian bottle
before taking it to work. |
| 8. |
Keeping the AOL icon on desktop. |
| 7. |
Pretending to use pencil and paper to
calculate the tip after a meal instead of just doing it in your head. |
| 6. |
Putting on Star Fleet uniform at convention
hall, not on the bus on the way to the hall. |
| 5. |
Keeping the programming books under the
mattress, next to Playboy and Penthouse. |
| 4. |
Pretending Liv Tyler poster is for her
performance in the video for Crazy, not for her role as Arwen in The
Lord of the Rings. |
| 3. |
Rearranging CD collection so it's not
in alphabetical order before friends come over. |
| 2. |
Cleaning the office. |
| 1. |
Only answering the phone with "Engineering
this is LaForge" after checking caller id to make sure it's
one of your friends from the Linux Users Group. |
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