BBspot - Top 11 Things Geeks Say When Pulled Over for Speeding


Things Geeks Say When Pulled Over for Speeding
11.	Are you sure you're reading that right? 101 mph in binary is really only 5 mph.
10.	I have to get home quickly. I think something terrible may have happened to my Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru.
9.	Actually Officer, in relativistic terms, we were all speeding.
8.	It's the car, right? Chicks love the car.
7.	Looking for Baal? BWAHAHAHA
6.	Sorry, for a minute there I thought I was still playing GTA 3.
5.	This is not the car you pulled over. waves hand across body
4.	Only 95? I thought overclocking my car's computer would give me more speed than that.
3.	Nasty little copss, we hatess them, don't we preciouss?
2.	I don't have a driver's license. Will this MCSE diploma do?
1.	How do you expect me to break the record for the Kessel run if you guys keep pulling me over?
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