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At one time Hotmail was free
Could be accessed without any fee.
Then Bill Gates came along
No profits? That's gone
Now it deletes my e-mail with glee.
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The Good Ol' Days
I once owned a 286
With one 1 Meg of RAM and a 20 meg disk
I thought it was fast
And I had such a blast
But looking back, it was as useless as bisque.
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The day that my XT replaced
my D&D dice holding case
social skills I neglected
elvish lore I dissected
and a celibate life I embraced.
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There once once a nerd with a passion,
Who thought in a questionable fashion,
He put anti lock brakes
On Windows 2K,
To keep his computer from crashin’.
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Jeff was a user much hated
The Admin no longer debated
To ask the Dark Lord
"Nuke Jeff's Motherboard!"
Jeff's old job is now automated.
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