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Tuesday, February 5 12:01 AM EST

Ashcroft Uncomfortable Discussing Lay

By Brian Briggs

Washington DC - Attorney General John Ashcroft, who recused himself in the Justice Department investigation of Enron, voiced his apprehension about CEO Kenneth Lay appearing in front of committees in both the House and Senate after subpoenas were issued.

Bill Hancock testifies before Ashcroft in 2001

"I'm concerned about the integrity of Congress and I believe that Mr... er... Kenneth appearing in congress with his name intact would sully the reputation of that great institution. I'm surprised he hasn't changed it by now. Does he have no shame? Something must be done!" pleaded a visibly upset Ashcroft.

On Monday, the Attorney General filed a formal complaint requesting "Mr. Lxx" change his name previous to his appearance in front of the Senate Commerce Committee. In lieu of a name change, Ashcroft suggested curtains be placed atop the Enron CEO or at least over his name plate.

Lay has publicly refused a name change and suggested the Attorney General "get out a bit more". He also expressed doubt that Ashcroft would even know the true meaning of the term.

A bipartisan group led by Senator Mike Crapo of Idaho, and Representative Dick Gephardt of Missouri strongly oppose the Ashcroft request. "The Justice Department can conduct their business as they see fit, but interceding in Congressional hearings is beyond their purview," insisted Crapo.

Dick added, "I now realize why John has always been so formal with me. I told him to call me Dick, but he always called me Mr. Gephardt even at parties. I'm proud of my name dammit. Dick, Dick, Dick. You hear that Mr. Ashcroft?"

Ashcroft admits in his autobiography that the Nixon presidency were the most painful years of his life. He has also stated that while uncomfortable in the Bush administration it is a burden that he will bear.

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