Wednesday, September 19 12:01 AM EST

Taliban Surrenders bin Laden
After Web Site Defaced

Kabul, Afghanistan - The leader of the Taliban in Afghanistan surrendered suspected terrorist Osama Bin Laden after the organization's web site was defaced. "The mighty power of these computer magicians is too much for the Taliban to endure. We would rather give up Bin Laden than to have our web site say '0wNz0r3d by 7h3 D4rK KnIgHt5'," said Taliban leader Mullah Omar.

The secretive Dark Knights hacking group issued a statement from their fourth hour algebra class at Calvin Coolidge Middle School which stated, "We totally claim responsibility for this. I mean that's why we put our name up there. This is so kewl."

"America sleeps easier knowing the elite Dark Knights are on guard," said Secretary of State Colin Powell.

Conflicting reports have suggested that the Taliban leaders surrendered Bin Laden after viewing a Power Point presentation which displayed touching images from the tragedy of 9/11 and ended with the phrase "God Bless America!" in bright red letters.

CNN reported that Mick Jagger and David Bowie were dancing in the streets.

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