| Detroit, MI - Ford Motor Company announced today the new Ford Exorbitant.  The
            Ford Exorbitant seats 50 comfortably, and even comes with a spare
            Ford Explorer.  The Exorbitant, built on a standard bus frame
            is the largest SUV ever manufactured.  Aside from the spare
            Explorer, other standard features include a full kitchen, 3 bedrooms,
            and 1.5 bathrooms.    "Many people have given up their own home and use the Exorbitant
            as their only living space.  It's much more convenient than
            finding a place to park
            the Exorbitant," said CEO Jacques Nasser.  He continued, "No
            longer will you be stranded if you run out of gas, or get a flat
            tire.   Sure you could use your cell phone to call for help,
            but who wants to wait for help?  Just unload your Explorer and
            take care of the problem when you want to."
 "I just love it," said soccer mom, Wendy Glickman, "I
            feel a lot safer knowing I have the spare Explorer.  What if
            I forget my cell phone?  What if the GPS in the Exorbitant fritzes
            out?  Half a million dollars is a small price to pay for peace
            of mind." Many environmental groups have voiced concerns over the Exorbitant's
            nuclear powered engine.  "Gee, you make a car that doesn't
            run on gas and they still complain," responded Chairman William
            Clay Ford, Jr.  "This vehicle gets 70,000 miles per enriched
            Uranium rod, which makes it the most environmental friendly SUV available." The Lincoln Gigantro based on the Exorbitant will be available next
            year.
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