Friday April 28 12:05 PM EDT

Napster Users Sue shanias-hot Over Bad MP3z

La Jolla - A coalition of Napster users have filed a class action lawsuit against fellow user, shanias-hot, for his horrible MP3 collection. The violations cited by the group, include bad taste in music,  incomplete tracks and misrepresentation of  internet connection. 

"Kenny Rogers was bad, but Billy Ray Cyrus?  That was the last straw,"  said co-plaintiff SnakeMonKey.  "T3? My ass! It took me four hours to get one song from him."

"I've had similar problems," said blink182-ruLes, "I was getting "All the Small Things", which must have gotten there by accident, and it was taking forever.  When it was finally done, the last 20 seconds of the song were cutoff.  I lost 30 minutes of my life to this loser. What a tool."

"I didn't know that being the only country music lovin' Napster user was illegal," said Mr. Shanias-hot.  "I do have a T3 line but it's at work.   I haven't been able to upgrade to 28.8 yet at home."

Other offending music on the defendant's computer included, "Elvira" by the Oak Ridge Boys, "Mountain Music" by Alabama and an incomplete version of "Sweet Home Alabama" by Lynyrd Skynyrd.

Lawyer for the plaintiffs, Johnny Cochran, said "If the music is shit. Shanias-hot must quit.  This man must be stopped."

Napster is a music archival software program widely available on the internet.

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