Virgo
Aug 23 - Sept 22
You are struck by a spark of inspiration this week. That stack
of papers on your desk won't disappear by just staring at it, you'll
need a butane torch to finish that job.
Libra
Sep 23 - Oct 23
You thought sending your child to a computer summer school would be rewarding,
but you'll be horrified to know that she's now exchanging "love e-mails" with
a Mac user.
Scorpio
Oct 24 - Nov 21
You rejoice that HP is buying Compaq. Maybe they can recycle that piece of
crap Presario you've got into a decent printer.
Sagittarius
Nov 22 - Dec 21
Better stock up on the beer. The news of Microsoft not being broken up will
hit your Linux Users Group rather hard.
Capricorn
Dec 22 - Jan 19
You'll be surprised to find out that your workers comp. request was denied.
Apparently, not being able to visit hotbabes.com at work isn't a disability.
Aquarius
Jan 20 - Feb 18
Travelling nurtures the soul, and raises the spirit. Get your lazy ass off
that chair and journey to the shower. |
Pisces
Feb 19 - Mar 20
It's past the US Labor Day, and you know what that means: Don't make webpages
with white backgrounds for the rest of the year.
Aries
Mar 21 - Apr 19
Your son will get sent home with a pink slip from school for playing with his "Pocket
PC" in class. You're even MORE dismayed when you find out that it was
no euphemism -- he actually DOES own a PDA with Microsoft Pocket PC.
Taurus
Apr 20 - May 20
The discovery of a giant black hole at the center of the universe provides
great relief for you. It's not just your life that sucks but the whole galaxy.
Gemini
May 21 - June 21
You told your boss, "Yeah, I can do DNS on Windows 2000".
Unfortunately, you find that in this case, DNS also seems to stand
for "doesn't need sleep".
Cancer
June 22 - July 22
You return from your month long vacation rested and refreshed. Unfortunately
you also find your self jobless as you aren't the President and you only get
2 weeks vacation.
Leo
July 23 - Aug 22
The check for your banner revenue miraculously showed up, and all your financial
woes are solved. You can now afford that new bio-tech interface, and surf hands-free. |
