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Wangers
The NBA's Dallas Mavericks just signed Chinese basketball player Wang
Zhi Zhi to a two year contract. I just couldn't stop myself from thinking
about what sportscasters would say in the next few years...
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"The Maverick's Wang is really bent
out of shape over that foul call." |
10. |
"The Lakers are feasting on the inexperienced
Wang." |
9. |
"Juwan Howard started scoring more
since he started playing with Wang." |
8. |
"Shaq is letting Wang penetrate way
too deep into the box." |
7. |
"Wang getting whacked all over tonight!" |
6. |
"This Mavericks' crowd really loves
Wang." |
5. |
"Coach Don Nelson told me that the
only thing that could be better than having one Wang would be having
two!" |
4. |
"The Mavericks love pouring Gatorade
over Wang after every victory!" |
3. |
"They can always go to Wang for the
money shot!" |
2. |
"This giant Wang has really captured
the imagination of the Dallas fans." |
1. |
"Wang's Dad back in China said to
me that losing his Wang to the Dallas Mavericks was a painful experience." |
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