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What is Microsoft Obsecurity?
Microsoft Obsecurity is the most secure and powerful internet server ever created. Microsoft Obsecurity provides the most comprehensive platform for building a new generation of Web applications.

Why is it called Obsecurity?
Open Source software advocates have long argued that "security through obscurity" won't work. Microsoft asserts that these "claims" are untrue and will prove that security through obscurity is indeed viable. Thus, Microsoft Obsecurity was born.

What makes Microsoft Obsecurity so secure?
Microsoft Obsecurity uses the most complex encryption algorithms (including double ROT-13 encoding) and firewall technology ever created. Microsoft also enlisted the help of some of the world's foremost security experts to design the system architecture. To ensure complete security in Obsecurity, Microsoft will never release this product to the public. It is locked in a vault in Sub-Basement 16 in Redmond, WA.

Is Microsoft Obsecurity vulnerable when misconfigured by a systems administrator?
Misconfiguration of Microsoft Obsecurity is impossible. Unlike Linux, inexperienced systems administrators won't be able to adjust parameters, or misuse its powerful configuration tools. Network supervisors won't have to download the latest patches to keep out hackers. They can rest easy knowing that a network running Microsoft Obsecurity has never been compromised.

Will Microsoft Obsecurity work with my existing hardware/software?
Yes, due to its non-existence Microsoft Obsecurity will work on your current hardware configuration. From Timex Sinclairs to Cray Supercomputers. No need to purchase additional hardware upgrades from companies like Sun. Obsecurity will also integrate seamlessly with your current operating system be it Windows 2000, Solaris, or Linx. It also works with every web development platform, from ASP to Cold Fusion. This makes Obsecurity the first truly platform independent server.

Will Microsoft ever release the source code for Obsecurity?
Microsoft will not make the source code available to anyone at any time. Neither will any compiled code for Microsoft Obsecurity be released. Mysteriously all Beta testers and programmers for Microsoft Obsecurity have disappeared and have not been heard from in weeks. We don't know anything about that.

Sounds great, where can I purchase Microsoft Obsecurity?
Licenses can be purchased online directly from Microsoft in 1 ($699), 10($999), and 100+($1799) user licenses. Since there are no expensive holographic compact discs or downloads required, Microsoft can keep the cost of these licenses very low.