BBspot - Microsoft: The Next 25 Years

Microsoft: The Next 25 Years As we "celebrate" the first 25 years of Microsoft. We take a look ahead at what the future holds for the next 25 years at Microsoft.
2001	.NET system goes online, human decisions are removed from the office environment
2001	2:14am, August 29th, .NET become self-aware, corporations try to pull the plug but it's too late, .NET strikes back.
2002	Internet Explorer 6.0 for Windows released.
2004	Supreme Court rules to break up Microsoft.
2005	President Gates disbands Supreme Court, orders break up of Sun Microsystems, IBM and Oracle.
2006	Windows 2004 released.
2007	Microsoft purchases Napster-Disney-Cisco-Coke-Ford-Avis to compete with Oracle-AOL-3Com-Pepsi-GM-Hertz and GE.
2008	Windows NT 4.0 Service Pack 84 released.
2009	Gates second term as President begins.
2010	Microsoft Office surpasses the 18 Terabyte mark.
2012	Windows 2010 Service Pack 1 released.
2013	Windows 2010 released.
2015	Microsoft releases Internet Explorer 6.0 for Apple Macintosh.
2016	Microsoft enhances their only innovation by introducing the "Red Screen of Death."
2020	Bill Gates purchases Linus Torvalds.
2021	Researchers develop first crash-proof operating system, then destroy it. They are just that evil.
2024	Microsoft genetic engineers realize Bill Gates' childhood dream and develop the first talking rabbit.
2025	A reunited Backstreet Boys perform at the 50th anniversary of the founding of Microsoft.
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