April 19 9:17 AM EDT

Tips and Tricks:  Web Page Design

Are you a webmaster?   Here are some helpful hints to attract users to your site and keep them coming back.

• A catchy domain name is what you'll need.  Try to make it sound as much like a popular site as you can.  Maybe something like www.Yahooters.com.
  
  
• If you have enough monkeys and enough typewriters eventually they'll type out a Shakespearean play.  Just think what 1 monkey and a 750 MHz Pentium III computer can do for your web page.
  
  
• Advanced internet users like a challenge.  Try using a bright yellow background and a light yellow font color.
  
  
• Everybody loves music and nobody doesn't like Lou Bega, make Mambo #5 your background music.
  
  
• A picture tells a thousand words.  Try using graphics instead of text wherever you can.
  
  
• Your site needs to be unique or users won't visit.  Try to set the world record for most pop-up porn windows.  That will really attract attention.
  
  
• 54% of people tune in the Super Bowl just to watch the commercials.  Turn that to your advantage with a site full of banner ads!
  
  
• Using underlined blue text that isn't linked randomly throughout your page, keeps your visitors guessing and adds an element of excitement.
  
  
• Frames within frames within frames.
  
  
• Not enough sites are taking advantage of broadband technology.  Try to make your pages as large as possible.

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