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April 19 9:17 AM EDT

Tips and Tricks:  Web Page Design

By Brian Briggs

Are you a webmaster?   Here are some helpful hints to attract users to your site and keep them coming back.

  • A catchy domain name is what you'll need.  Try to make it sound as much like a popular site as you can.  Maybe something like www.Yahooters.com.

  • If you have enough monkeys and enough typewriters eventually they'll type out a Shakespearean play.  Just think what 1 monkey and a 750 MHz Pentium III computer can do for your web page.

  • Advanced internet users like a challenge.  Try using a bright yellow background and a light yellow font color.

  • Everybody loves music and nobody doesn't like Lou Bega, make Mambo #5 your background music.

  • A picture tells a thousand words.  Try using graphics instead of text wherever you can.

  • Your site needs to be unique or users won't visit.  Try to set the world record for most pop-up porn windows.  That will really attract attention.

  • 54% of people tune in the Super Bowl just to watch the commercials.  Turn that to your advantage with a site full of banner ads!

  • Using underlined blue text that isn't linked randomly throughout your page, keeps your visitors guessing and adds an element of excitement.

  • Frames within frames within frames.

  • Not enough sites are taking advantage of broadband technology.  Try to make your pages as large as possible.

 

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