Local News Teases, Have
They Gone Too Far?

By Brian Briggs

"Big breasted women who hate bras, but love trampolines. Tonight on Action News."

"There is a man behind you with a gun. Don't look! He'll shoot if you turn around, but he'll leave quietly if you stay up and watch Eyewitness News following ER.

"The food your children are eating at a local strip club, could be killing them. We take a look inside."

"I'm sleeping with several local teens. Find out if your child is one of them at 11."

"Lose weight, make money, feed the homeless while watching TV. We'll show you how on News Now at 10."

"A story so shocking that everyone will be talking about it tomorrow. You don't want to be the loser who doesn't watch. Do you?"

"Elephants having sex in front of fourth graders. FOURTH GRADERS. Film at 11."

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Local News Teases, Have They Gone Too Far?

Local News Teases, Have
They Gone Too Far?